It's too early to make me smile yet today, but... yesterday I was driving behind this van and both of us were merging onto a highway. I scooted over two lanes quickly, and the van goes over more slowly. I was almost alongside when the van started coming into my lane.
So I went to the shoulder, got past him, and got onto the road. Then as a sort of "whoops" gesture I stuck my hand out the window and waved. I looked in my mirror and saw the guy wave back. And promptly almost pissed myself laughing.
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