Originally Posted by Piss Me Off

Girls who do not Piss Piss Me Off Off are:

The hopeless romantic sensitive type.
Kind of vunerable to an extent, so i can look after them, but they'll still stick up for themselves.
Has to like cuddling A LOT, i'm at my happiest when i have a girl in my arms..
Has to admire my long, gorgeous hair.
At least SOME taste in music, in fact if i could find a girl who didn't think Morrissey was '***' then i'd be satisfied.
Really honestly doesn't give a **** about her looks.
I have to be one of the most important things to them.

And that, ladies and gentleman, is why i am single.