Originally Posted by adidasss

today i learned that you should always check if you have gas before going somewhere with a boat,otherwise you could find yourself floating helplessly, waiting for your father and brother to arrive and rescue you...

i've also learned that even if you do have a backup motor with separate gas, you shouldn't pull on the lever too hard when you're trying to start it,otherwise it could break, thus foiling your plans for a plan B rescue mission....

the third thing i've learned, is that, when it rains, it seriously fucking pours...or, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong...bare that in mind when you're throwing your ancor in an attempt to avoid crashing with your boat....

the forth thing i've learned is, always listen to your father, he is the smartest being on the planet and can foresee even the most unforeseeable of situations....and you're a complete ass if you forgot to listen when he was telepathically warning you of these perilous situations....a complete ass....