Okay okay. Here's my latest high, The Thin Blue Line.
I swear to God, Inspector Grim (David haig) is the funniest bastard alive. I'm in tears almost every time he speaks.
On a womans inability to leave the house:
Quote:
"I said, come on Tina!
I said, we're going now.
I didn't say in 15 minutes. I didn't say next week. I didn't say next year. I didn't say in the next life time where we come back as insects who only live for one day, of which you'll probably spend in the bathroom as well.
Fannying about powdering their Antennie, putting contacts onto their multiple eyes.
I said COME ON, Tina!
She said, well go wait in the car, I said I will go wait in the car, she said you go go wait in the car, well I will go wait in the car.
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It's all in his voice, and my sides hurt.
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