Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze

OOH! BUT IT GOT BETTER! Me and mom had gran watch josh and we went out to the store to get me a new camera and pic up our pictures..and we see a guy she knows from her work (aka the liquor store HA) and we start talking and such. and I go jokingly, "don't think we're g.ay, I'm her daughter." and he did NOT believe us haha. and so mom joins in on the joking and goes, "well how old do you think she is?" and he goes, "22, 23?!" and he would NOT believe I was gunna be 13 next month HA. And so he's like, "Cmon, cmon, just a little peck!" and I'm like, "cmere I'll kiss ya!" and so moms there laughing at me but then we start proper snogging HAHA. and he's groping me and were snogging and he tasted like big red gum hahaha. And finally mom's like "CMON CMON IM STILL MOM!" and she pulls us apart as neither of us were coming up for air LMFAO. haha oh that made my day. I don't even know his name