Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life (or something like that)
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
I've never been to a hair dresser before so i don't know if that comment is accurate.
And I wholeheartedly detest my banker. It always leads to me going back to family for money or me having to get a job.
But I'll take guy number seven. even if he's blonde. And no matter what he looks like.
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A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
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