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Old 09-02-2006, 02:40 AM   #391 (permalink)
Raine
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Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life (or something like that)

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"


I've never been to a hair dresser before so i don't know if that comment is accurate.
And I wholeheartedly detest my banker. It always leads to me going back to family for money or me having to get a job.

But I'll take guy number seven. even if he's blonde. And no matter what he looks like.
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