I was blonde for a day.
As much as I detest blondes and the blonde look and asians that go blonde I did it today. And I feel kinda bad for blondes now. They get treated with little or no respect, aren't taken seriously, and feel as dumb as they look in mini skirts and halter tops.
And apparently the only thing they are good for is being hit on, being flirtatious and having sex.
Also I think I understand why "blondes have more fun." Apparently a lot of guys (or at least of the ones I've seen today) and regardless of their race are very much attracted to blondes.
That realization still boggles me though.
Oh and I got in one good dumb blonde joke (as well as something of a racial slur) to some black chick with a blonde hair. Only to have her say something as equally funny as I did.
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A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
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