I don't think i'm going to be made very welcome in the local pizza houe anymore because the other night i left all my clothes in the pub and went to order pizza on the condition someone bought me a few more pints in as i'd ran out of money, luckily someone threw me some underwear half way through the order, my nads were getting cold.
my mum thinks my cat died of old age but i used to try and make it smoke pot for novelty purposes which i'm pretty sure might have had something to do with it.
I'd make these anonymous but i'm not that ashamed and this is all i can come up with as of now, i must have done something better.
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