Lol number 5's a good one.
It's because guys want to tell you what they honestly think but know they're going to be tortured if they do. Girls are awesome at going from extreme to the other.
" Aw Jimmy have I upset you, I'm sorry"
"...No, I just think, you know, you nag a bit too much"
"YOU LYING BASTARD FUCK YOU THIS RELATIONSHIP IS FUCKING OVER".
Thats really why we stay silent, so we don't get brain damage.
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She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive w anker
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