Ensemble,
Here is some advice. Read carefully because I will type this only once:
Start a band, get a job with power of life and death, become highly educated.... You need power, and you need to project the image of one that has an almost otherwordly constitution. This can be attained by becoming a leading exponent in whichever field you choose to pursue.
Get up on stage, play some music, tell everyone to **** off - men will buy you flowers, and show you off, and plant their seed inside you.
Become a surgeon - save a man's mother and he will fall in love with you. He will probably want to have sex with your bum, too.
Become extremely violent in your pursuit of power. It seems to pay dividends.
Get a job with control over the fate of hundreds/thousands of other's careers. The opportunity for blackmail/bribery is colossal.
you see the thread here?
do not listen to people that tell you that this advice is shallow and will lead to emotional and spiritual desolation.
they are almost certainly ugly and poor and crap at everything.
come see me when you are done and I will teach upon you some secret techniques
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