"You are VERY emo. You have your acoustic guitar for the hilltops and your sticker covered Fender Strat for your basement bedroom. You Listen to the Get Up Kids and hold them in the highest emo regard. You, my friend, are the paragon of the emo scene. But, that makes us kind of worried. If you start to feel a little too blue, don't be afraid to call 1-800-SUICIDE"