even though ill probly never do any of these, save one:
learn thai kickboxing
fly to guernsey and meet that bastard guy, Richard
get laser eye surgery
stop smoking
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uck travis barker's brains out
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uck jake gyllenhaal's brains out
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uck johnny depp's brains out
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ck joaquin phoenix's brains out
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ck selma hayek's brains out