i been in a play once, i was originally the composer but one of our actors bailed and they needed a quick replacement. despite my arguments that i dont have the talent or the presence to belong on that stage, they convinced me to act anyway because i "looked the part." they kept complimenting me on how good i was, but after the show all my honest friends told me that my voice was too quiet and my acting was **** ^__0 luckily the character i played as only delivered 3 lines before being crushed by a robot.
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