haha last year I was Amanda from the Dresden Dolls and she wears a short dress with the garter straps fully showing....now thats just trouble. We got to wear our costumes to work at the pet store. I reinterate, short dress and garter straps....around animals. First off I was helping some guy and one of the snaps slipped off the stockings and snapped up a bit, now that was just a little funny. Then this dog decided to sniff my ass and stuck his nose up my dress, bringing up the back with it and fully showing my coworker, Telly, my panties. I'm dressing more modest this year.
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So here's to living life miserable.
And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told.
Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow.
Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.
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