Lets All Laugh At The Q Awards
Award ceremonies are always good for a laugh, Here`s the results from the latest celebrity backslapping party/piss up.
BEST NEW ACT
Voted for by the readers of Q
Nominees:
1. Lily Allen
2. Corinne Bailey Rae
3. The Kooks
4. Arctic Monkeys
5. Orson
Presented by Edith Bowman and Danny McNamara
Winner: Corinne Bailey Rae
Who?
BEST TRACK
Sponsored by Napster
Voted for by the readers of Q
Nominees:
1. Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol
2. Crazy by Gnarls Barkley
3. I Don't Feel Like Dancing by Scissor Sisters
4. Never Be Lonely by The Feeling
5. I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor by Arctic Monkeys
Presented by Larry Mullen
Winner: Crazy by Gnarls Barkley
Would have given this to the Arctic Monkeys , only just though
BEST VIDEO
Voted for by the viewers of QTV
Nominees:
1. When You Were Young by The Killers
2. I Don't Feel Like Dancing by Scissor Sisters
3. Empire by Kasabian
4. Smiley Faces by Gnarls Barkley
5. Why Won't You Give Me Your Love? by The Zutons
Winner: The Killers
Accepted by Tim Burton
Can`t say too much about this , I`ve only seen the Kasabian one.
THE Q INSPIRATION AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Girls Aloud
Winner: A-ha
A-HA ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? !WTF ?????? Is it 1983 again?, Hope they asked for a Girls Aloud sandwich as a part of the prize. I would have.
THE Q OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION TO MUSIC AWARD
Sponsored by Sony Ericsson
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Jay Kay
Winner: Smokey Robinson
Don`t have a problem with this , would like to have seen him deck Jay Kay though
THE Q GROUNDBREAKER AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Russell Brand
Winner: Primal Scream
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Now as you know i`m a HUGE Primal Scream groupie , but but groundbreaking award? ,c'mon isn`t it a bit idiotic to give this to them after just releasing their most trad rock album in over a decade.
Now I know why I wouldn`t use your magazine to wipe my arse with.
THE Q ICON AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by James Dean Bradfield
Winner: Jeff Lynne
ELO & perms are icons now? WTF?
THE Q IDOL AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Jonathan Ross
Winner: Take That
I`d say Jonathan Ross would be a better winner of this just for his Heather Mills gag
THE Q OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Danny Rampling
Winner: Faithless
Faithless????? You mean they`ve done something since 1996?????
THE Q CLASSIC SONGWRITER AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Paul Weller
Winner: Noel Gallagher
I`ve no problem with Noel , but this should have been the other way around.But then knowing Q magazine they`ve probably given this to Weller every year for the past 15 years.
THE Q LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Moby
Winner: Peter Gabriel
'And to present you with your award for dressing like a twat in the 70s here`s a boring vegan slaphead to present you with a peice of tat.'
THE Q MERIT AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by John Cale andJohnny Borell
Winner: Manic Street Preachers
John Cale & Johnny Borell? Wow that was random, who`s presenting the next one? Esther Randsen & Iggy Pop? . It`s sad when the decline in the Manics was so bad that they went from being one of my favourite bands to the point where I couldn`t even tell you the name of their last album . let alone any of the songs off it.
THE Q INNOVATION IN SOUND AWARD
Sponsored by Creative Zen
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Jonathan Ross
Winner: The Edge
The twat in the hat emerges from Bono`s shadow and tells the world how Brian Eno taught him everything he knows.
THE Q CLASSIC SONG AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Jamelia
Winner: Culture Club for Karma Chameleon
It IS 1983 , Jesus wept. Of all the great songs they could have chosen & they go with Karmaf*ckingChameleon
BEST LIVE ACT
Sponsored by Marshall Amplification
Chosen by the readers of Q
Nominees:
1. Oasis
2. Razorlight
3. Muse
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers
5. Arctic Monkeys
Presented by Emily Eavis
Winner: Muse
Didn`t Radiohead tour this year? hmmmmm
BEST ALBUM
Sponsored by Play.com
Nominees:
1. Black Holes And Revelations by Muse
2. Empire by Kasabian
3. Under The Iron Sea by Keane
4. Razorlight by Razorlight
5. Whatever People Say I Am That's What I'm Not by Arctic Monkeys
6. Eyes Open by Snow Patrol
Presented by Sugababes
Winner: Arctic Monkeys
I'd go with this based on the worthless tat otherwise on offer.
THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD
Most votes polled this year
Presented by Jonathan Ross
Winner: Arctic Monkeys
Or the 'make the plebs vote for the band we feature the most in our magazine' award
BEST ACT IN THE WORLD TODAY
Sponsored by O2
Nominees:
1. Muse
2. Coldplay
3. Oasis
4. U2
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Chosen by the readers of Q magazine
Presented by Ricky Tomlinson
Winner: Oasis
This is an absolute joke of course but I love it that Oasis won in a field of multi million selling mediocrity
THE Q LEGEND AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Matt Bellamy from Muse
Winner: The Who
No complaints here , I could make a gag about Matt Bellamy but I really can`t be assed.
THE Q AWARD OF AWARDS
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Paul Rees, editor of Q
Winner: U2
Make your own jokes here
__________________
Urb's RYM Stuff
Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.
|