But you lose them on location and cannot get home and then something frightening like that Hostel movie takes place and you become the asian chick with one eye that then kills herself because she's an ugly twat.
I wish I weighed 140 pounds
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So here's to living life miserable.
And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told.
Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow.
Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.
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