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Originally Posted by oojay
I track you down using your electronic house-arrest ankle bracelet. I challenge you to a cage match for the belt. Your boyfriend comes to your aid during the match and immediately gets arse-raped by King Kong Bundy  while youre busy laughing at his severe bumming, I escape the cage and win my belt back. |
While you were busy tracking me down i was setting up a trap. you storm into my house, see me and my boyfriend together, go into a violent rage, forget the belt and while you're busy beating up my boyfriend I go for a knife, stab you in the back, take the belt, and me and my boyfriend go away to Italy for some alone time