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Originally Posted by oojay
You "miss" with the knife and "accidentally" stab your boyfriend in the jugular. You take off all your clothes to help stop his bleeding and then realize youre quite horny and you decide to ravage me. I tell you im going out to get more rubbers, take my belt, and am never heard from again.
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I accidentally stab my boyfriend in the jugular, I don't get horny (even though oojay is standing in front of me) and I start to bash oojay's brains in because i did something so carefless. once you're borderline comatose I take the belt, my boyfriend's car and i drive to mexico to mourn the death of one of the nicest guys I ever met.