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Originally Posted by oojay
too bad while you were gone to my house i had my evil twin kidnap your boyfriend, never to be seen again. so your sexual casanova turns out to be me in a mask. you are so thoroughly impressed that you give me the belt, all the pizzas, and non-expiring boob privelages.
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I actually don't know what to say.
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Your evil twin wasn't quite satisfactory and very much a 1 minute man.
I go to your house, and to keep your non expiring boob privileges you just give me the belt.
While you're having fun with my boobs I watch a mark wahlberg movie and fantasize about a real man.