In my spanish class:
fat guy: *jump roping to the tune of a spanish rhyme*
me: "dude, you dropped something."
fat guy: "oh, what was it?"
me: "..................your dignity."
I also made a habit of doing class presentations with my tallywhacker hanging out, just to see if the teacher would say anything, then I'd be like "Why the hell are you staring at my crotch Mr. Williams?! Are you a pedophile or something?!"
One time like back in 7th grade 2 kids got in a "fight." One kid got kicked in the nuts and then actually stuffed in a locker. The other kid put a padlock on it and he was stuck in there for like 3 hours until the janitor could find some boltcutters.
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