I have one this sunday. I love my work because we have private parties without the managers and get totally wasted. Of course, this is the COMPANY party and I am not allowed to drink in a public place. Dammit. BUT I'm sure I canvince one of the stock boys to give me a sip of something. Or just get wasted and THEN go there. I mean, I've gone to work blasted and even drank AT work. So its not like anyone cares. And I've smoked pot with my manager. Lol. THATS why my workplace is so awesome.
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So here's to living life miserable.
And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told.
Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow.
Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.
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