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Old 12-17-2006, 10:41 PM   #306 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by oojay View Post
*cracks knuckles*


Muthaf*cka you spent an hour on a "freestyle" in vain
Steppin' up to me
bitch'll be walkin' outta here with a cane
my flow is insane
and like you its retarded
your punchlines are like bigfoot
they aint never been spotted
niggaz call me the 1-900
cuz I spit nothin' but hotlines
pull out my 9
have your crew disappearin' like a tanline
you claim youre a dirty playa
but your game is dumb
the only thing your an athlete at is swallowin' cum
and how you gonna be dissin' the chinese version of tupac?
if you wanna see my "wang" just ask
Before you leave my house in a box
Yo punk ass couldnt get a piece of ass if you bought a rump roast from a butcher
You show up here and rap like a f*ckin' wannabe Ashton Kutcher
but you'll be the one gettin' punk'd
and I'll be splittin' your wig
my raps are so good you'll be puttin' 'em down in your sig
I'll put 6 drills in the back of ya head like a labotomy
The nigga makes his livin' by pimpin' his ass out for sodomy
And how you gonna call yourself the "savior" when you cant even pronounce it
Your raps are like your religion
Ask if they listen
Theyll denounce it
Your bitch ass needs spell check
Cuz I couldnt read a word of your rhymes
Im wastin my time
Battlin' f@ggots who lose every time
You and hiu must have the same type of trainin'
claimin' youre black
but rappin' like a 12 year old caucasian
my sh*t is amazin'
droppin' hot bars that are blazin'
how you gonna f*ck my mama with a penis the size of a raisin
and you say that hustle?
what you mean? sellin' crack?
the only crack you be sellin' is the one inside yo ass
hahahah let me enlight u nigga.

"Cracks, knuckles* LOLZ hahahaha

ima give you a lesson/back from the season/
better chek your grammar/before i send u 2 samar(a squatter place in phillippines)/
ur rap stink, it reekz so better think/before u post ur inexplicable thrash/
better ask for help cuz ima burn u 2 ash/i cant undrstand wat ur spittin/
cuz mah head is splittin/hahaha my filipina bitches are laughing/cuz ur rap got no something
honestly, go back 2 elemntry/and learn the basic ABC/
Blazin words are coming out of my mouth/so ask ur g*y mathaF*ckers 2 reprimand da crowd/
im too much 4 u, so grit ur teeth/cuz u cant handle my heat/
i admire ur stoutness/but rily ill just gonna burn u 2 ashes/
so better stand back/cuz u cant handle my track/
booya! nigga! whos da mathaF*cker now?!/better pimp ur mom before i F*ck her now/
so my lil chinese tupac/i say hit da road and sell sum crack/
ur rily trying 2 hard/cmon pass ur ghetto lyf/
so u can have ur own credit card/sizzle 2 dizzle nigga/
im spittin like a cobra/better hide in da mountains/
cuz dis is da sh*t dat u cannot handle/i knw ur suckin sum sacks/
cuz lyf is hard and u suck!/im owning/so better start mowing/
ur punchlines are so simple and sissy/so wat can u do 2 ditch me?/
having a hard time?/ur rap cant even cost a dime/
so ima tell u dis mathaF*cker/sure u have da talent but still im the dirtiest playah/
i dont need 2 be a gangsta, im a hustler/punkin u out is enuf Nigga!/
better turn back/and sell sum crack/
cuz dis battle has been won/so dont bother cuz ur olredy done/
enuf wit your babble/cuz i knw ur in straggle/
before i scrub ur mouth with a soap/better cut ur crap and never hope.

Fat Ass NIGGA!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hOoligan View Post
let me hear the song Perfect by Simple plan and ill be glad 2 suck ur C*ck.
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