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Old 12-17-2006, 10:55 PM   #307 (permalink)
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Let me show you bitches how a real muthaf*cka flows:


Yo I’m the illest MC that you’ll ever find
I spit my rhymes like a landmine
Blowin’ up ya neck
Niggaz hear me spittin’ they start hittin’ the deck
With no respect
Like a rappin’ Rodney Dangerfield
You try to step to me but I let you know your fate is sealed
Your punk ass is whack and lacks the knack to rap
You just talk crap
Flip ya 9 so youll be the one gettin’ banged at
Yo I pack 2 shots
One for each of ya faces
Two face rappers step to me and I put ‘em through their paces
You’ve been trippin’ up in here like someone tied up ya shoe laces
I’ll give ya one more shot
Before I put ya’ll in ya places
Your flow is like a period
It be comin’ just once a month
But that’s enough
Just like it, your raps are comin’ from a cunt
Yo I could give you a week to reply and youd still come up with nothin’
Your style is noxious
Like that super glue that you been huffin’
Yo I peeked at ya profile pic
It appears that youre Asian
So hows it feel to get ya rice fried by a dominant Caucasian?
Actin’ all tough like a ghettofied Bruce Lee
My raps are so hot they burn a hole through my loose-leaf
Dawg you say youre a cobra?
Nigga who you tryin’ to fool
You know I’ll be stuffin’ you in a locker if you send me back to school
Yo bitch ass needs a new hook besides “I be sellin’ some crack”
You rhymes are whack
Step right up and get knocked right back
You may be Bruce Lee’s grandson but I’m Chuck Norris’ brother
Put my foot across your face
Smack you around until you stutter
“Better cut my crap” you said that “I got no hope”
Yo this nigga’s a joke
This dude’s rhymes are nickelbags
Mine’s a kilo of coke



Hamlet's DEAD muthaf*cka

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