The Night before Christmas
Christmas Eve,
Santa was readying his sleigh
for a fvck with me
And Angelina Jolie.
His sleigh piled high
With dildos and handcuffs
He steadied his already
giddy reindeer.
With a minute to spare
he hopped in his sleigh.
His erection
Urging him faster and faster
he arrived
in South Philly.
In bed Angie and I lay.
Patiently waiting for Santa
to come and play.
We heard him in the chimney
shimmying his way down.
dressed in our skin
and nothing else,
we greeted Santa at the fire place.
He grabbed one of us
In each his arms
and lead us to the sofa.
where he fondled and licked
til Angie complained
“I’m too dry.”
Santa reached into his beard
felt around for some lube, stroked her insides
til she cooed in delight.
Seeing that she was content,
he pressed my clit with his tongue
and found his Christmas present
hiding in his Christmas dinner.