I am the drunk who loves everyone, kisses everyone, buys everyone drinks and goes home with the first person who asks me to. I have also been known to start fights with random people..especially men...I have also been known to be the drunk that gets naughty pictures of me taken then posted on the net for blackmail...I have also been the drunk to talk your ear off about how good I am in bed, how my childhood sucked or how beautiful nature is. I have been taped plotting the presidents assination, I have been found sitting in someone elses car...I am more fun the a barrel full of monkey's.
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Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
“See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.”
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