This one isnt bad its actually funny..
"I actually get hit on more in Washington D.C.
by Republicans that are drunk than I do by porno fans in Vegas." --Porn star Mary Carey, on attending a Republican fundraiser hosted by President Bush
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Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
“See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.”
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