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Old 01-05-2007, 02:36 PM   #72 (permalink)
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4. How To Get By In Spanish...Part 1.

How are you?
Que tal?

Sorry to interrupt your siesta Pedro...but I want service.
Perdone molestar tu siesta Pedro...pero necesisto servizio.

Were your staff trained by General Franco?
Eran Franquistas vuestro personal?

^ Tip: Depending on the Spanish speaking country you are visiting at the time, insert local dictators name where it reads... Eran Franquistas.

Please stop farting, I'm British.
Cede de echarse pedos, soy Ingles. (or...soy Americano etc)

Take that stupid sombrero off, you nearly had my eye out!
Quitate ese sombrero ridulo, casi me quitasel ojo!
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