AC/DC - I think they are pretty gimmicky and what not.
Amon Amarth - ODIN GUIDE OUR SHIPS. Lmao @ their video, the simultaneous hair swinging cracked me up.
Andrew WK - I regretted buying his album the second I listened to it. His and Tenacious D's.
Apocalyptica
Avenue Q
Black Sun Empire
Children of Bodom
Coal Chamber - I always saw the "goth" kids in middle school wearing these shirts. No big surprise that they suck.
Dark Tranquillity
Devildriver
Dimmu Borgir
Draco and the Malfoys
DragonForce - Shredding and singing about fantasy kingdoms does not make you cool.
Electric Six - Okay, you listened to "*** Bar" and thought to yourself, 'Man these guys really rock!" Nuff said.
Flogging Molly - I enjoy them, in small amounts.
Frank Turner - He is the man.
In Flames - They have a little too much of that "metal-vibe" going on, but some of their hooks are pretty darn sweet.
Mastodon - I have Remission, it's okay.
Motorhead - I can fault them, but I don't listen to them either.
Opeth - So I was trying out for this tech metal band, and they were all like "Can you make yourself sound like the guy from Opeth?", and I was like "Well I can try, I suppose." So I'm trying out and I really hate the music and everything, and towards the end (with obvious sarcasm) I say "Would it just be easier on you if I were singing in 3 different time signatures during the chorus while you play a blast beat and he chugs a breakdown?"
Get this, they said "That would be awesome!" In short, I don't like them.
Patrick Wolf
Queen - Freddy Mercury = my hero.
Rammstein - Industrial music shouldn't exist. These guys blow.
Rob Zombie - I listen to him in my car when I feel like acting stupid. He isn't very talented.
Rockapella
Sepultura - Bad and a half.
Sevendust - Ugh.
Slipknot - Corey Taylor is... awful. They don't need 10 members either.
Soil
Soilwork
Static X - You're kidding right? They collabed with the Linkin Park guys. All I need to say.
Stephen Lynch - He isn't funny, and people should just accept that.
System of a Down - If Serj wasn't trying to sing like he was trained in opera (yeah, I know he was) I wouldn't dislike this band AS much.
Tenacious D - Well this is funny, I guess you can refer back to my Andrew WK comment.
Thin Lizzy - I dig this band.
The Who(?) - Exactly.
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