Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

So i've been at a conference all weekend (up till now) doing a Model United Nations Program (representing Mali) and it was going great, I loved creating policies, I was on the Human Rights Council everything was going swimmingly.

Then I went out with some other diplomats and drank and did coke till 5 am, then I went to bed with this chick I've been on again off again with. We wake up this morning and get in a huge fight ending with "you disgust me, get out of my room" so I grab my **** and leave and she has the balls to go "oh and lock the door on the way out." In hindsight I really should have elft the ****ing door wide open and screwed their heating bill.

Anyway, so now im sitting here with no conference (becuase I completly abandoned the resolution I was creating and left the Netherlands, swizterland and the phillipeans to court inida themselves), no woman and nothing to do all weekend except stats work.

I think from now on if I find myself attracted to a woman im just going to cut myself with a razorblade, to associate pain with feminity.