theladyofshalott

I know the first one was kind of bad I wrote it when I was like thirteen. It was for a friend's story. She's majorly into the cheesy pop stuff, plus it's a first draft. And like I said the last two are really poems. I have to change them into songs, but for now they are still in poem for , meant to be read and performed with the rhyme scheme of such. And no, I didn't have time for spell check...

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“Sheep are vicious; bloodthirsty and vicious! They sit out in the paddocks dozily chewing on their grass and looking cute but secretly they’re plotting to take over the planet; them and hippos.”
“What did the hippos do?"
“They’re just so fat and slippery and they’re called hippopotamuses. You’ve got to be evil or severely warped with a name like that.”