Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic

They do...
1) How one of the girls "got thrown into the pool with her COSMO, and since the picture of the hot guy with the boner got totally ruined." Apparently, the Cosmo is some sort of female sex bible (I missed that day when we learned that)
2)Why the certain boy was rollerskating because that makes no sense and "why he can't just do stuff normally, and stop dressing and looking so weird, it's annoying and distracting." Also how he looks like his brother (who doesn't go to my school anymore) is annoying because it's hard to remember which name belongs to him.