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Old 03-11-2007, 02:50 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Ok, thats hot.


I would buy a hooker, of course its to late for that not. I have proof that I have had sex at least 3 times.

Off subject a little. When I was in the Army, just before I got out, I had a new guy come in. He was a good kid, and a virgin. Well, he had a girlfriend that he was engaged to for quite some time. He was slated to go to Iraq in just a couple months, so he invited her out so they could get married. As a joke, I told him to hold off on having sex with her because as of now he didn't know what he was missing. So if he did it, he would spend a year thinking of nothing but sex. I TOLD HIM AS A JOKE. Well, when he returned to work after sending her back to Cali (this was in Kansas), I asked him how it felt to be a man. His words were; "Well Sergeant, I thought about it and decided that you were right. We decided to wait 'till I get back to have sex the first time". Well, at this point I about **** my pants because at this point, if he goes to war and dies a virgin, its my fault. It took some work, but I got her back to Kansas before he left. he also ended up coming home fine anyway.
That's good to hear, and no, you don't have proof, your children could have been artificially inseminated.
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