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Old 01-14-2005, 04:11 AM   #37 (permalink)
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hmm, I think the best name for a kid would be spiderman, I'm gonna name my kid that. Goes to school for the first time:
teacher: and what's your name?
kid: spiderman
teacher: now son, I need to know your real name
kid: no, my mommy named me spiderman
teacher: *checks attendance list* well then....


kid turns 18 and goes to the bar for the first time, hands the bouncer his ID
bouncer: you've gotta be kidding me...
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