Quote:
Originally Posted by oojay
This bitch couldn't rip a dude's spleen with a scalpel/
Performin' lyrical surgery/
You can't get an extreme makeover in an hour/
Especially spendin' that 60 minutes listenin' to Vanilla Ice in the shower/
You fake phony ass bitch, show respect to me/
I introspectively remove ya voice box and ya heart, each respectively/
Boys Life magazine? you know his ass got a subscription/
Consider me a prescription to remedy the lack of your cranial division/
You f*ckin' homo rapper/
Talkin' bout d*cks in dudes hands/
This dude don't even gotta wear a cup/
He just use a thimble and a rubber band/
So you still think you're better than me?/
Muthaf*cka I'm still waitin' to see the proof/
Youre nothin' but a whack ass white rapper/
Motherf*ckin Eminem spoof/
You're easily spooked/
I can smell it in your reply/
Was you holdin' back on me a little?/
Nah, you just really ain't too fly/
You makin' fun of rhymin' dude with dude?/
Stop tryin' to make insults dude, you fail/
Hows this for a rhyme: I'll shoot you in the f*ckin' face you f@ggot/
Wait, that don't rhyme....... oh well/
I got a helacious glaze/
Gat with a helacious guage/
I can see right thru your act like my glasses got f*ckin' X-rays/
I fixin' to f*ck ya ass up real bad son/
Leave you dazed and seein' stars/
Have you walkin with a limp like 50 Cent's entourage/
No adrenaline rush/
Just this lyrical mush eminating from your mandible/
It's understandable considering ......
eh... f*ck it. Your not even worthy of a full verse.
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holding back? son i haven't even entered yet
cuz you called me a f@ggot, you gonna shoot me,
i'm afraid to log onto the internet
i'm afraid to read your replies, or i'll get shot
if i read your blogs, is my heart gonna stop
i can't stand dealin with internet toughguys
typing real tough sh!t behind a screen name disguise
buy some stock in some armor, you should really invest
in some sort of protection, cuz i'm about to poke pinholes in your bird chest
as i sit back to watch you deflate, i'll try to narrate
this story as the damage makes your pupils dilate
"ok, here's a little known fact about oojay you might not know
he wanted a new way for his muscles to show,
he worked out hard, but just couldn't get it
oh, wait, he says, music banter, that's the ticket
i'll act real tough and spew out some sick sh!t"
but instead, came down with a sickness in his head
and now i dread, having to reread all his replies that i read
your sh!t's whack, yeah that's what i said
save your fu<king bullets, i'd rather shoot myself dead