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Old 03-16-2007, 10:21 AM   #488 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by KRUGER View Post
okay, oojay, let's think of something clever to say
all your rhymes are about guns, fighting, and calling me ***
i get tired of reading this same sh!t everyday
and yeah, oojay, your sh!t IS whack, and boring , and dull
it's like you came to the battle, without preparing at all
well. i tell you this, kid, prepare for the fall
i hope you can still attack, while your back's against the wall
you tryin to play, but look who you playing with
i'm about to blow your mind like i was neo from the matrix
and your gonna get the type of brain damage that you can't fix
you won't be able to read, deffinately can't write
step to you in real life, i beat you over the head with the mic
No sh*t I didn't prepare my rhymes/
A freestyle is supposed to be off the top/
I spit whatever comes to mind and blast you right on the spot/
Your premeditated lyrics are embarrasing dawg/
If I was you I wouldn't use that as an excuse/
Atleast if your sh*t was off the top youd have a reason to take this abuse/
Man why do you keep comin' back for more?/
I'm seriously gettin' tired of PWN'ing your ass/
I'll beat you in a flash as I break and smash your punk ass to death with a baseball bat/
Dude, there's no use in battlin' me if you can't admit that you've been defeated/
You're lyrical base is depleted/
You've been runnin' scared since our first meetin'/
So much for a written 16/
This bitch can barely throw out a written 8/
I've seen better lines comin' from TUTG when he's tryin' to get a date/
I'll force you to fade into oblivion dawg/
I'll give you a reason to believe in me dawg/
I'll rearrange your facial structure and give you a reason to be fearin' me dawg/
Yeah, I rhymed dawg with dawg with dawg/
Dawg to the third'll put you down for the count/
You can't count to seven/
So I'll put six in ya wig-piece/
Bitch

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Originally Posted by KRUGER View Post
hit enter by accident, i wasn't finished
and this second reply will leave you dimished
your mondane rhymes don't mean sh!t kid
i came back strong and look what this b!tch did
if this is your style then your style gotta switch, kid
i mean, maybe you like sounding like snoop, or n.w.a
but lets think of something original, why can't you stray
man, you should shut your mouth, log off, then throw your computer away
my sh!t is so tight, i can see why you'd think it was written
well. go ahead and read my next reply, i wrote it on your mother's kitten
Dawg, hittin' enter puts you on the next line/
It doesn't submit your reply/
Just admit that you're a f@ggot ass bitch, but don't even attempt to lie/
You f*ckin' jersey girl g@y thug motherf*cker wannabe/
I'll handle you like Jimmy Hoffy if you ever try to step to me/
Put you 6 feet down/
Your body won't be found for a month/
Make me laugh when ya mommy cries at ya funeral/
I done beat this ho like 5 times but the bitch still don't comprehend/
You f*ckin' White Rapper Show reject/
A single bar would do you in/
Which makes sense 'cuz a single's bar is where I found you in/
When I hunt you down and cut you like the piece of sh*t that you are/
You f*ckin' homo gangster poser/
You'd best be checkin' yourself/
Before I be wreckin' yourself/
You said my "mother's kitten?"/
Dude, are you f*cking retarded/
I can't help but laugh at this sh*t that you done started/
You f*ckin' third grade educated ho/
Why don't you get some f*ckin' Hooked On Phonics before you try to put on a show/
Bitch
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