Forgive me for I have sinned.
I swear in front of my children and take the Lords name in vain.
I worship false Gods...except for Christiano Ronaldo (who is God...seriously!)
I fancy my next door neighbour (the one with the big tits).
I occasionally urinate in the shower (I know, I know...but sometimes I just can't help it
)
I watch porn on the internet...only sometimes, but I never download it...it's just those 5 minute things...does this count?
And worst of all I wanted Man City to beat Chelsea the other day so Man United could increase their lead in the Premiership title race. *sobs*