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Old 03-17-2007, 09:35 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by TheUsedToolguy View Post
sometimes I measure it and it's about 6 inches, but to me it only looks like about 3".
Sometimes, after I go #2, I have to wipe for like, 10 minutes. I'll keep wiping, and wiping. It's like I have a brown crayon shoved up in there. After I go #2, I'm afraid when someone gets near my a.ss (walking up stairs) and that it might smell like s.hit. The only time I'm usually not concerned about it is right after I have showered & before I take a dump, but I usually take about 3 a day.
The next time you feel like writing something like this do us all a favour. Stop , think about what you are about to do and then go read a book , watch TV , go masturbate.

Anything but come out with this rubbish.
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