Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

I might just do that. I've already got these great lyrics.

Alli likes skiing and drinking
And drinking and skiing
And skiing and drinking
And drinking and skiing

Alli likes skiing and drinking
And drinking and skiing
And skiing and drinking
And drinking and skiing

Schuss and chug
Schuss and chug
Schuss and chug and shuss and chug
Schuss and chug
Schuss and chug
Schuss and chug and shuss and chug
Schuss and chug
Schuss and chug
Schuss and chug and shuss and chug
Vomit from the ski lift onto snowboarders below

Schuss and chug
Schuss and chug
Schuss and chug and shuss and chug
Schuss and chug
Schuss and chug
Schuss and chug and shuss and chug
Schuss and chug
Schuss and chug
Schuss and chug and shuss and chug
TURN THAT BLACK RUN YELLOW, YELLOW

(And repeat)

Read it to yourself aloud and soon you will understand how this is the best skiing song ever. Although it is a bit of a tongue twister.