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Originally Posted by The Dave
Mmmmm, goatseks.
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Sudan might be one of those places where genocide is a national pastime, but at least they have a liberal attitude towards bestiality. That has to be a step in the right direction.
And I like how the elders essentially said the farmer should sell the man the goat to have sex with it. That's like the deal clicher:
"I want to buy your horse."
"No, this horse is mine."
"But I want the horse."
"No. I bred it. I fed it. I trained it."
"But I really want the horse."
"No. This horse was sired by a champion. I've been working with it day and night, it's times are getting better and better and soon it's going to be unbeatable. Unbeatable."
"Last night I gave it a blowjob."
"Oh. Well in that case I guess I'll have to sell it to you. I can't condone pre-marital sex."