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Old 04-24-2007, 06:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
DontRunMeOver
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Default Hello, I'm stoned

And here is a song


Fetish Love Song


You dressed up as a clown, my love
The makeup did enthrall us
You rubbed and blew that long balloon
And made a model phallus

I was your fetish man
Your fetish man
Your fetish man
I had a fixation on you
Wearing those giant shoes
I ****ing loved it

By this corset lying on my floor
I shall be nevermore embraced
For it was just for your pleasure
That I crushed my organs into a twenty two inch waist

Because I was your fetish man
Your fetish man
Your fetish man
Agreeing to all of your schemes
For I have low self-esteem
And I ****ing loved it

My arms are empty, baby
My heart is broken too
These lips still longing for the touch...
... of your warm and nutty poo*

I was your fetish man
Your fetish man
Your fetish man
Love is learning to share
And I shared in the fruits of your derriere
And I ****ing loved it



*This is a pretty ****ty (pun!) line but I'm loath to remove it because this verse sums up the idea that kick started the song (its a long story and it involves dog food and fish being raped by frogs).
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Originally Posted by Katyppfan View Post
When Pete plays it is 100% live , your music if that's what you call it doesn't sound so good either? so you can't really critercize can you ?

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