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Old 05-06-2007, 12:28 AM   #41 (permalink)
Alexander the Grape
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After listening to I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism in Your Yearbook's demo about 5 times in a row I wrote some haikus about cannibalism. Looking back, they all are pretty bad, but since they are haikus about cannibalism they automatically are awesome. This is one of the better ones, but its still pretty horrible.

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Consuming the flesh
So wrong, but it tastes so right
Of another man

All of them also seemed to have homosexual undertones for some reason.
I challenge everyone to submit their best haikus about caniibalism. I'll try and write a good one, too.
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