Just got back from the Nascar races and I had a great time with the fellas gettin' pissed and ogling any pair of titties that were dangled in front of us.
However I would like to extend my heartfelt thanks to the Canadian Customs Officials who detained us for four and a half hours and confiscated the following:
1 case of Heiniken
1 carton of Newport menthols
68 loose miscellanious beers
4 cartons of Dumarier Lights
1 30 pack of Busch light
1 30 pack of Milwaulkee's best
1 12 pack of Rolling Rock
1 40 oz of Jose Cuervo tequila
3 40 oz of Bacardi Rum
You really made our weekend and I hope you all rot in hell and get sodomized hourly by the best hung demon of the underworld
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