Pete Townshend, Roger Waters and Patti Smith are currently planning to start a band together, it will be called Why The Long Face?
Bucketheads infamous bucket is not just a useless prop, it is in fact the source of all his powers. Which other than kickass guitar soloing also includes summoning the spirts of slaughtered chickens and creating laser beams powerful enough to kill Godzilla. He is the 6th power ranger in his spare time.
Tony Levin is actually just Patrick Stewart with a fake moustache.
Paul McCartney actually did die and was replaced by Billy Shears, this is why McCartney seemed to have improved significantly on bass guitar in less than a Year, and its the reason The Beatles stopped touring because Billy unlike Paul was right handed. We have heard this all before, what you DIDN'T know is that once The Beatles broke up, Paul rose from the dead and strangled Shears with his bare hands. He then went totally insane and Wings was the resulting by-product of his madness.
The real reason Rick Wakeman's keyboard attracted Lice is because he is actually the Lice Queen.
Meg White is actually the best drummer in the world, she can perform complex drum solos that would reduce Mike Portnoy to tears. However, to prevent her drumming superpowers from falling into the wrong hands, she keeps it a secret.
Gavin Rossdale is no ordinary human, he is a superhuman created by the British goverment and was created with the DNA of Kurt Cobain and a Calvin Kline model. His only purpose is to test the physics and effects of having sexual intercourse with Gwen Stefani. But he also makes crappy post grunge in his spare time.
Who killed Biggie and Tupac? The same guy that let the dogs out.
The unique shape of Phil Collins head makes him considered by most scientists to be the biggest unsolved mystery in the universe. It is commonly believed that his mother is a Pumpkin.
The average human body is 60% water, but Jerry Garcias body was 90% acid.
Last edited by boo boo; 07-12-2007 at 12:27 AM.
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