My history teacher last year had the corniest jokes EVER when we were taking tests he would randomly yell "Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumpped over a candelstick... AND GOT BURNT!" andwhen someone would talk out of turn he would yell "YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE MORE THAN ANYTHING?!... Brown Puddles Under My Coffe Cup!!!" and he used to tell us not to look at him in that tone of voice
what a lame