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Old 08-24-2007, 08:25 PM   #2860 (permalink)
Barnard17
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Make sure you carry a notebook and pencil whenever you're around her. Suggested things you could take notes regarding:

How to shake that booty, girlfriend.
How to show off as much titty as possible to attract attention without being called a slut.
How to use hairbands and sunglasses to minimise risk of raised camera angle creating a bad photo.
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