Originally Posted by Frances

Being the sole adoptive parent for The Starving Artless I feel the need to jump to his/her defense. (Damn, I don't know the sex of my own kid, but let's say him for this post). He wasn't insulting you Matious, just questioning your Moon Pirate status, but rest assured there will be no dinner tonight, and no paints or pencils either.

For tonight, he will be Starving and Artless.