Originally Posted by right-track Fill a sick bag with coleslaw and pretend to vomit violently, making sure you attract enough attention. Then ask the air hostess for a plastic spoon and eat it.

Because I chose to play the fool in a six-piece band,
First-night nerves every one-night stand.
I should be glad to be so inclined.
What a waste! What a waste!
But I don't mind.

Originally Posted by Crowquill Nirvana pisses over David Bowie and Nirvana isn't even that good.