Explain to the person next to you, how you sometimes get the uncontrollable urge to make a dash for the emergency exit with the irrational compulsion to jump out of the plane in mid flight.
And how they must grab you if you make any sudden movements.
Then laugh flippantly and reminisce about the last time it happened and how it took 3 grown men to restrain you.
Then spend the rest of the flight staring manically at the nearest aircraft door.
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