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Old 02-07-2004, 08:50 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Consider the source...but here goes...

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Originally Posted by Xarius
oh, here's a little tidbit I found:

RESUME
George W. Bush
The White House, USA

LAW ENFORCEMENT:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence
of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for
30 days.
Just as Clinton smoked pot and didn't inhale.

Just as Clinton got head (not even by his wife) in the white house.

Just as Clinton sent troops more places than anyone else.

Just as Clinton didn't take care of the first world trade center bombing.

Just as Clinton pardoned atleast 50+ people on his last day of office due to possible payoffs.

Just as Clinton gave a ton of land to the UN. Tax Payers land at that.
My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

My point is, no President is perfect. Bush admitted to having a problem with alcohale just as you have a problem with sheer stupidity. The deal with Bush though is he overcame it.

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MILITARY:

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused
to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining
the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
For starters, do you even know what AWOL is? Away without leave. 99% of the times this happens is when a soldier goes on say Christmas Exodus realizes that he misses family so much that he stays more then his alloted leave time was. Not only do a ton of soldiers go AWOL, I find it hard to believe he went AWOL for that long and didn't atleast go in front of higher ups and get his ass chewed.

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COLLEGE:

I graduated from Yale University. I earned a lot of "gentleman's C's," which
means F's that are turned into C's for sons of prominent Americans.
Proof? Evidence? More unjustified garbage.

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PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
He also ran for Governor of the State of Texas and won. Imagine that. Do you have any idea how many politicians run for seats and don't win!

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I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought
an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went
bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
Couldn't find any oil in Texas? Have you ever been to Texas? Evidence? More unjustified garbage.

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I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
land using taxpayer money.
Evidence? More unjustified garbage.

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With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas.
Since when do politicians not get big sponsors (as in CEO's of large companies)? What is wrong with the right-wing?

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ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR: I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power
and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
More like he changed rediculous Texas pollution laws to help the economy grow by encouraging companies to move to Texas. Creating jobs.. Funny you mention it has Canada has a substantial unemployment rate.

:edit when I posted this and now also I realize/realized this was not your 'work' but a copy and paste:

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During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden
city in America.
Evidence? More unjustified garbage.

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I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in
borrowed money.
Evidence? More unjustified garbage.

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I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American
history.
Wether it's true or not I think that's great. Less criminals flooding our jails, less freaks with the chance of escaping, etc, etc..

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With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme court, I became President after losing by over
500,000 votes.
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ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week.
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I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
Bankrupted the US Treasury? Not as of now..

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I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
Evidence? Do you have any idea how much the Democrats and they're medicare, welfare and other socialist programs have wasted?

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I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.
Post 9-11, I assure you had sore-Gore been president that number would have been 10 fold that.

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I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S.
stock market.
That's more unjustified garbage. Because if it was the biggest drop the stock market would have crashed like in 1929 and the mid 80's. Look at the stock market now...

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I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record.
Criminal record? Ya right... The only? Ya right... Evidence? More unjustified garbage.

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I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year
period. After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the
worst security failure in U.S.history.
When he goes on vacation do you notice what he does? He goes to Camp David and his Ranch. Do you notice who goes with him? His entire staff. Would he go on vacation and take his entire staff so that he wouldn't have to do anything?

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I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
God bless him. God bless the Moab. Need I say more.

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In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
"I have not had sex with that women". Ya......

The intelligence may have not been all that clear but that is besides the point.

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I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. president.
Evidence? More unjustified garbage.

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In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and
that trend continues every month.
Actually in the past couple of months unemployment rates have gone down. You can blame the past unemployment rates on 9-11...

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I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
Again 9-11.

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I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president
in U.S. history.
Evidence? More unjustified garbage.
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I set the record for least amount of press conferences for any president
since the advent of television.
If you're talking with him personally I could see that. He's busy running the country (maybe ruining in your eyes..) and doesn't need to waste precious time and money on the media. If you're talking press conferences from the White House itself, then I want evidence.

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I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
So now we're blaming the President for this? What was he supposed to do? The power companies, in their words, "were doing all they could."

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I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
Blame OPEC and the fact liberals/democrats won't let us drill more at home.


You should get my point about your complete and udder bull**** letter.
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Edit: Removing some uneeded flaming.
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