I shed a tear once. Only because I felt so sorry for men in general, seeing as my dick is so much fucking bigger than everyone else's. Needless to say, the tear hit the carpet, burned a hole in the floor, bulldozed its way to the Earth's core and nearly caused a supervolcanic eruption. The government recently passed a law making it illegal for me to cry.
Last edited by Wayfarer; 10-23-2007 at 10:46 AM.
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